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kingcoke.fun is a stupid idea for a stupid game by some stupid dad who doesn't do the cocaine — but created the $COCAINE token for the sole purpose of being silly af about it. Need the reasoning? Look on X — I'll have an article up shortly.
This is a parody fantasy token for a site that I'm building. I want to make a statement and say that few things are more destructive to real human life than real cocaine — the kind that's illegal. It's illegal because of its destruction. For every glorified image of the drug, there are many real-life stories full of horror, financial turmoil, and isolation.
However (BIG however) — $COCAINE the token is not a drug in any way. In no way, shape, or form does it imply that anything illegal is being represented here. $COCAINE is a memecoine (ha), it's make-believe, it's a token where your fantasy-self can live its life. Be ridiculous, have a laugh, share some jokes — this is the point of it all. The dot FUN part is the part no one will remember, but it's what I'm trying to build.
To have this fantastic life, we require you to be 25. I know, I know — but if you can't rent a car, you shouldn't be able to buy/use $COCAINE.